
Alice in Wonderland (2010)
I hope Lewis Carroll turns around in his grave when he watches this version of his “Alice in Wonderland”. That was about the most idiotic story I have seen for quite awhile and its level of smartness would lie somewhere between Kanokon and Arina Tanemura manga if it were not for the absolutely brilliant Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter.
So let’s see, what did I like about the movie: The 3D effects which were fun to watch (although it was difficult to keep those glasses on my nose); some of the characters (namely the red queen, the white queen and the mad hatter) were quite original and amusing; the stylishness that comes with all Tim Burton films. I guess that’s it. Everything else was an immensely horrible downfall, let’s rank them from less bad to the worst:
– Alice is a freakin’ adult who behaves like a 10 year old
– The story was amazingly straightforward and ended with some fight with a monster (LOL)
– Alice is being helped by a bunch of animals (can it get even more clichéd than that?)
– Alice’s face was shown all the time and unfortunately the girl just cannot act
– Alice’s character is a wannabe modern girl
– After coming back to the real world, Alice ends up “believing in the impossible” and sailing out to do trading with China; I can’t think of any possible ending that is even worse than that; this movie fails both at politics and at picturing society. But then again, after watching this movie I’m supposed to believe the impossible after all. Maybe I should have gone for the Nobel Prize.
– There is no genuine feeling between the characters, and if you ask me, there was not remotely anything genuine about the film at all. It exuberated at stylishness, but there was no connection or any warmth in the film at all (think Korean animated movies). Every single smile in that movie was fake. On top of that, every scene was unfortunately accompanied by dramatic and overly emotional (not to say kitsch) music.
In the end, I hated this movie a little bit less than “Big Fish” because I am a horrible sucker for the “Alice in Wonderland” motif and because I admit I have loved Alice’s dresses, but can I please get my money back?
PS. I need to watch a smart movie… like right now.
PPS. After watching this movie, I feel like I have already forgotten how many wonderfully subtly intelligent movies Tim Burton has made – Ed Wood, Edward Scissorhands, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory… it’s really sad. But then again, I cringe when I think of Big Fish and I feel the same about Alice in Wonderland.








