The Da Vinci Code
Or so I think. It’s been a long time since I have read the book, and the problem was that it took me quite awhile to get into the movie – the storyline is more than rushed, making it ultimately the most worthless movie I have seen in ages. Maybe it is because the films I have seen lately were all so outstandingly good, but I rather think that it’s simply because this particular film is just so bad. It’s so sad, because I really value Tom Hanks as an actor, and I quite like Audrey Tautou so far. Sadly, however, there is about zero chemistry between them, even though she looks so surprisingly good throughout the whole film. (I want her boring, clichéd hairstyle!)
Why would I expect anything from this movie, you ask? Why did I watch it in the first place? Well, sometimes big Hollywood film adaptations are actually quite enjoyable to watch. After all, quite a bit of people put quite a bit of money into it. But in this case, it failed to meet my personal taste, it seems. Why did I watch it in the first place? Well, it was on German TV right now, and somehow I felt like having one of these “watching a film at the end of the day” evenings. It’s so splendidly normal to do that somehow, haha.
It made me cringe in pain. Also, boring, stuck-up Audrey was hot as hell.
One of the many issues the movie had was how they had to squeeze the content in and were literally explaining throughout the whole damn movie! *rage*